PLANET NOPE

200 levels. Everything lies.

PLAY

Free. In-browser. No mercy.

THE FLOOR IS LYING

Platforms fall. Doors move. Spikes wait until you're confident. Planet Nope is a precision platformer where the level design is actively rooting against you.

DIE. LEARN. REPEAT.

Every death teaches you something. Usually humility. 200 handcrafted levels of escalating betrayal.

DYING IS THE ECONOMY

Deaths unlock skins. 50 deaths buys Plasma. 1,000 buys Rainbow. The game rewards failure because you'll be doing a lot of it.

Squash-and-stretch physics · Near-miss detection · Speedrun timer · Combo system · Hardcore Mode 💀 · 7 unlockable skins

FOR CREATORS

Making videos? Good. It suffers beautifully.

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